Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 16, 2014
Transcript:
Voice: You will now face the awesome might of the fretful five!! Captain Victorious: "Fretful Five"? Looks more like the fretless five!! Haha-! Ralston: A fretless is a kind of guitar. Captain Victorious: I know, I know. They told me and then laughed and laughed. Totally ruined the moment...
Sieffert over 10 years ago
Ah – The Inferior FiveThe Blimp – who could fly as fast as… well, you know.White Feather – a cowardly Green Arrow cloneAwkward Man – had super strength, but was more likely to break through a wall by accident than on purposeDumb Bunny – a super-strong, beautiful woman, dressed in a bathing suit and bunny ears – the cliche dumb blond in the fleshand their leader, Merry Man – a skinny nerd with glasses and no powers – the brains of the team and the most effectual of the bunch
Sieffert over 10 years ago
Oh yeah – let us not forget their Inferi-plane – which was powered by a giant wind-up rubberband
herdleader53 over 10 years ago
Merryman: “What should we call ourselves?”Awkwardman: “Since our leader wears a jester’s outfit, how about the Jester’s League of America?”White Feather: “The Doomed Patrol.”
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
“Captain Hair” – Colin Mochrie.
danketaz Premium Member over 10 years ago
(actual DC title)