Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 15, 2014
Transcript:
Ralston: I'm sorry Principal Meeks, I just don't see how this stuff is nutrition. Man: Well, here at Cheetos Middle School, we consider "nutrition" to be a judgment-neutral term. I mean, anything can be nutritious if you think about it! Ralston: Especially if you think up a new definition of "nutritious." Man: It's what we call, "thinking outside the packaging."
knight1192a about 10 years ago
I’d question quite a bit of things folks say are nutritious, not just the junk food but also the stuff that’s supposed to be healthy. And funny how he comments about changing the definition of nutritious when there are those that think like him who do exactly that.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Opinions on nutrition is lie the weather; wait a while and it will change.