Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for June 22, 2018
Transcript:
man: Tyr, here in anger management, we want to teach you that fighting isn't the answer to everything. tyr: but I'm the norse god of war! people look to me for victory in battle! What am I supposed to tell someone in the middle of a fight who asks for my aid? Man: Tell them to find a happy place! tyr: that might difficult with an axe in their spleen.
knight1192a over 6 years ago
He said in the middle of a fight. That’s too late to tell them to find a happy place. You want them to find a happy place before things escalate to a fight so as to try to avoid a fight.
Nachikethass over 6 years ago
But that’s not Tyr’s department! Maybe Freyr is more suited…
rugeirn over 6 years ago
Tyr is a god of the Vikings! For Vikings, battle IS your happy place!
Amra Leo over 6 years ago
There ain’t much “happy” when there’s an axe in your spleen…
ChessPirate over 6 years ago
Is Tyr God-Spleening?
Bobtul07110 over 6 years ago
That’s true Tyr, just ask Winky in Brewster Rockit.