Close to Home by John McPherson for October 25, 2012

It worked well until she rearended a semi, and her iPhone ended up lodged in her throat.

Taught by Jimi Hendrix ??

Ewwwww—-Germ fest!!

You could probably pick up men in a bar with that move.

I think I passed her on the freeway last week.

She only used her eye teeth, so she could see what she was texting.

Talent we all need to not have. Here is her text the person received. Makos smslofje alpwqrityunckdls mnbczbduiopelsa!!

She’s alive by the skin of her teeth.

tuna1: I often wondered about pipe smokers and air bags.

i guess that would work if you were texting your dentist’s office..

I hope she chokes

There is probably already an app for this, if not there should be, turn the spoken word into text. You say it at your end, the receiving phone displays the text.

My oh my, that is talent! SNERK!

really funny.