Boy, can I relate ! Today is my birthday and those are exactly my sentiments !!
Hey Red, don’t turn down that potential alimony.
Why would a rich old bird like me want to date someone like you when i can buy the best?
Cause women at the bar have usually had enough drinks to ignore reality?
If Shoe weren’t so cheap and self-absorbed, he should have said" " Money and experience !"
That he’s counting on the opposites attract MISTAKE is the reason why he’s had five BAD marriages! It’s NEVER a good idea!
Most females have issues and tons of baggage…beware!
With 5 ex-wives, why would he want even a girlfriend, you would think that he would have learned his lesson and avoidwomen(particularly redheads) AT ALL COSTS!!!!
drink until she starts looking good
He’s not an old buzzard, he’s an old crow, and if you talk to him nicely, he’ll pour you a shot or two or three or however many it takes.
Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.
Shoe might have made a comment about a redbird in the hand
and a bush reference ..Maybe that would have worked..
(baffle her with BS ploy..)
Rick McKee
Linguist about 12 years ago
Boy, can I relate ! Today is my birthday and those are exactly my sentiments !!
AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago
Hey Red, don’t turn down that potential alimony.
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Why would a rich old bird like me want to date someone like you when i can buy the best?
freeholder1 about 12 years ago
Cause women at the bar have usually had enough drinks to ignore reality?
Linguist about 12 years ago
If Shoe weren’t so cheap and self-absorbed, he should have said" " Money and experience !"
BigChiefDesoto about 12 years ago
That he’s counting on the opposites attract MISTAKE is the reason why he’s had five BAD marriages! It’s NEVER a good idea!
wicky about 12 years ago
Most females have issues and tons of baggage…beware!
IndyMan about 12 years ago
With 5 ex-wives, why would he want even a girlfriend, you would think that he would have learned his lesson and avoidwomen(particularly redheads) AT ALL COSTS!!!!
danlarios about 12 years ago
drink until she starts looking good
alan.gurka about 12 years ago
He’s not an old buzzard, he’s an old crow, and if you talk to him nicely, he’ll pour you a shot or two or three or however many it takes.
medved about 12 years ago
Attractiveness is in the eye of the beholder.
boldyuma about 12 years ago
Shoe might have made a comment about a redbird in the hand
and a bush reference ..Maybe that would have worked..
(baffle her with BS ploy..)