Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 17, 2012

Ahhh, Rat is a genuine philanthropist. He gives the poor people things that they don’t need or want, and then feels good about himself.

Goat got a traffic ticket?!

Those darn poor kids, spoiling Rat’s noble effort!

When you’re teaching kids to “Pimp your pony”, be sure to enunciate correctly.

Figures Rat would be an elitist to this degree.

“bring your own horse…” hahahaahahaahahaaa

This is what happens when Rat does not drink his beer and has what ever is in that mug. These guys are great eaters for there plates are always clean.

Nothing compared to illegal Jart competitions…Didja ever catch one of those puppies in the scull? Ouch!

As usual, Rat is doing it wrong, but Stephan clearly hasn’t heard of Work to Ride, which is doing it right.

Rat was inspired by the WKRP donation of 150,000 blonde wigs to earthquake releif in Central America.

You worked for Rmoney, right?

Silly rat! You can’t play polo with dressage horses!

The only way Rat would ever do community service is if the judge decreed it.

Typical Rat!

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Goat is in deferred adjudication for attempting voluntary ratslaughter..

NICE !!!!!

Join the rat waste . . . ☻

Wow, I invite Pearls to have a look at the INDEPENDENT of Public Funds, self sustained, LOW BUDGET, SUCCESSFUL programs offered here in the country that are just this type of program…where the students DO bring their own horse! PS can that be said for little league, hockey, football ect. ?just think, as you read this realize that… most of these kids are the leaders of toworrow! check it out: OHSET.org or NHHSET.orgThanks! -a volunteer (community service at its best!)

The same thing happened to me, Rat!

I sometimes imagine what the characters’ voices would sound like if celebrities provided them; Paris would have the voice of Kelsey Grammer, and Rat would be Danny DeVito.

Well, he did tell them to bring a horse.

I thought Polo, when played on foot, was called Soccer (in the US).

My middle school’s logo was often times displaying a guy playing polo, but was there even a polo club, nooooooooooo

I played water polo once until my horse drowned.

Wait, got one my horse here in my front pocket, oh, wait…never mind…