Endtown by Aaron Neathery for October 26, 2012

Aww the lizard lady thinks Linda’s feeling sexay with the new clothes when poor Linda’s feeling anything but now. =(

Wow, Endtown is so cool, they even got a Macy’s! LOL! I love that reference by Linda: “Barbie… Right… more like Build-A-Bear” Although she’s right, Topsiders didn’t have that many choices, it’s either the Biosuit or the Biosuit!

Do panties come with already holes for your tail, or do you have to do some rending and sewing? The builders thought of everything!! I am greatly impressed. Blessed Be

Koalas can’t help being cute so anything will work.Wear maroon and you’ll look like the Queensland Reds mascot.

Linda: "Do you have anything that doesn’t make my hips look fat? All I keep ending up with is “chubby cheeks bear”…"

she is so cute, Nose is a bit too big, but really so cute. she seems fairly happy, getting new clothes and finally ready to start her new life. I expect that most do come with tails, since most endtowner’s have tales. but the may have Lizard undies, mouse undies, cat undies, and of course in oversize, would ner hippo undies and Part fish/part human!

She’s not used to her new situationThere are options for self-decorationHer new tail has accommodationAnd for other bits: SpeculationYesterday there were “witnesses” threeWho had vouched for her: Petey-to-BeHolly and Wally helped, no doubt, to keep her freeWhat has happened to “brain DV”?=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

Apparently Linda wasn’t paying attention as we reviewed Flask’s backstory. She seems poised to follow in Philomena’s doomed bootprints and reject the Endtown alternative. Let’s hope someone/something intercedes….

I understand, Linda. I have the same conformation sigh ;-)

Not necessarily a store clerk. Lizard lady is in Security uniform, Linda is still being escorted.

I like my penguins.Do they have penguins in Endtown or would they be in Southpolar town?I wonder where they inserted the probe to keep an eye on her?They already got her on the store security camera in the dressing room or they have pervs in Endtown.“LINDA! Watch out using the public restrooms. Check for hidden cameras!”Hey the chicken boss from yesterday can be the Turkey float.OH that would be so cannabilistic. Come join the Turkey and Ham feast at my house. You invite Mr. Turkey and Mr. Porkbelly. FauxPas extrodinaire.To TSOJ about the lunch.And a special treat…….Chilled Monkey Brains.You remember or do I have to get Dr. Jones to explain it.Man, now I am hungry. Lets see scrambled……ketchup………scrapple……and some squeezings. YUM

Hey surfstuff55I did give alot of thought to the bean and gas question.I came up with a plausable answer.Endtown Gas and PowerRecycling methane for a cleaner renewable energy source.I think Obama likes it and Romney supports it.Lets see there would have to a way to gather up that gas like with overhead filters, suction toilets, you know TSOJ has those in Japan.Recycling the key to a renewable energy dependant society.

Linda, just go as you are. ;-P

And add beer to the mix with beans.????Vegan dietIt would be a noisey place.Phaarrrrrrt! HEY Fred is that you? Nah it me Ernie. Ohhh I thought I heard Fred.

Nah Fred goes phhhoooooootttt. Oh and thuuuuuupt to you smell you later.

My sincere apologies for the previous posts. The writer has been sacked.Literally they came up behind me and tried to put me in a sack.Phoooooot!

I still love my penguins.Who arrtted says one.

Did you notice the nearly ooops moment.Linda is sworn to secrecy of where she came from. She nearly blurted it out. Is the pretty lizard lady allowed to hear Linda’s origins.Remember “Keep your trap shut”

“Where I come from?”Oh the lizard lady goes you are one of those Topsider killers. I lost my boyfriend to your kind. Linda has got to watch her trap.She is a Stranger in a Strange Land.But she is so danged cute being a Koala and all.AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE Oii Oiii Oiiiiiiii!

Yes and it gets better.3 months and two days later……….The lizard lady is the head of security. (Sapphire Dragon.)Holly and Wally have opened a bistro.Holly has become the best barista in all Endtown. Wally just sits back and enjoys the show watching of course for the unauthorized use of catnip. Medicinal usage is tolerated.Petey is a mobile Samovar.( You dont want to know where the dispenser is)Allee shows up and does a one woman show. (Similar to Ron White…… you know drinking reference)Marx drops when not in Vegas showing off his alternative universe tricks with a cougar for an assistant. (Looks like Flask?)Prof Mallard is still working in his secret lab still trying to figure out how that gum got there.Jackrabbit has yet to get started. (BUT he will)AND Linda has got a job at the bistro as an assistant to Holly while she learns the ropes.There Cindyorch how about that for a life. Beautiful isn’t it.I cant wait to be so wrong but tell me it is not entertainment.AN thinks so.Oh and blame it on Penguin number 2.( He who smelt it dealt it)

So…what seems to be a new storyline is well and truly begun. Will Linda Koala…er, Kowalski…find peace and happiness in Endtown? Or will it all end in tragedy and misery? And will Linda ever meet up again with her son? Stay tuned to this channel till Monday…I know I will…

I usually ignore contradictions due to “cartoon physics”. But since someone brought up the tail hole in Linda’s panties, I will contribute this.It seems to me that in a society like Endtown where everyone is so radically different, all clothing would have to be custom made for each person.Enough nitpicking. Just enjoy the story and glorious greyscale masterworks.

You really have to hand it to Aaron, After seeing Linda in her biosuit for several months I would have never imagined she’d have a figure this nice.

I’d imagine that clothing in Endtown can’t be designed to accommodate tails as everybodys’ tail is so different. I’d guess that the clothes are modified after purchase.

It is amazing what they can do with SPANDEX!SPANX is all the rage these days.Even have em in my size.I never go away where without my SPANXAnchors away boys!!!!!!!Time for this ship to sail!Does Endtown have a Navy?Do they have SPANX?(Just a thought till Monday)

That was Penguin 3 not me.Remember I was sacked earlier.

Linda to Lizard lady…" Does my Bum look big in this?" :O)

And what is up with that link on the side.Big Girl Bras?????And there she is. (She is a big girl)

This could turn in to a Kathy swimsuit episode….NOOOOOO!!!!:O)

Now that is cute… a koala with a conundrum… possibly several. Not knowing what to wear to see her kid? Or just not knowing what to wear? …to build a bear! I like her sense of humor in the face of uncertainty.

As much as I enjoyed the recently concluded Marx/Flask arc, I’m glad to see the story line back in Endtown.

Well hello Admiral DADOF3.I would salute but the penguins get all uppity when I do it.(They envy the rats)Had a guy in the Army learning to salute. Drill Instructor showed how to do it. Right hand corner of hat or right eye. This clown used his left hand. Drill instructor went D…as..other side. So he pivoted his left hand around to his right eye.And Smiled.He went somewhere else for “re-education” for a while.He came back. No smile. Perfect Salute. Education works wonders.And the clothing Linda will be wearing will be available at Macy’s in the Petite section.(She is so darn cute. Too bad she is probably gonna turn into some psycho.)

Now there is some kind of sub atomic nuclear device on the side bar. I miss the big girl.Later peace out.

Okay you all asked for it.Once a jolly swagman camped by a billabongUnder the shade of a coolibah tree, And he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:YOU’LL COME A-WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME. Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing MatildaYou’ll come a waltzing Matilda with meAnd he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled:You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me.

At least the Lizard Lady is being patient with Linda. Things like that will help her settle into her new life.Hopefully…

Rolf HarrisTie me kangaroo down sport“n” take me koala back , JackTake me koala back.He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala backTan me hide when I am dead FredTan me hide when I am dead.So we tanned his hide when died Clyde And that’s it hanging on the shed.

Let those stick in your head all day.All to welcome Linda the Koala.

And Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport went to number 3 Billboard 1963

Panel 4 reminded me of how Florence Ambrose, the genetically altered Red Wolf in “Freefall” dealt with her tail. She just wore bikini panties that had the “waistband” right below her tail. To be fair her tail was a little higher up than Linda’s.

As far as the Endtown Security officer with Linda, I’m beginning to wonder if she’s really an anthropomorphic snake. The head just looks to snakey for her to be a lizard.

“We need a new T-shirt. “Too many story arcs, too little time”I agree. But what illustration should accompany it?

How long has it been since the collapse? Is it possible Linda has never been able to wear anything but a biosuit?

So, I guess it is true. The secret One World Government organisation, the Buildabeargers, really do run the world from inside the hollow Earth. And they pit factions against one another to keep us proles and plebes distracted from the fact they are looting the world’s wealth and resources.JusSayin

Y’know, I wonder…Endtown is supposed to hold, what was it, seven thousand mutants. Are any of them mutated former topsiders? Flask and Linda can’t be the only ones. (I have a sneaking suspicion about Jacob Jackrabbit. A guy who’s a fanatic for one thing might easily convert to being a fanatic for the exact opposite—-if circumstances allow.)

On the other hand…I postulate a possible character…say, somebody who got into one of the biosuits before the change—-but someone who doesn’t like what the big-T “Topsiders” are doing to the mutants, maybe to the point of not even wanting to live among them—-but who’s not willing to risk undergoing mutation. We haven’t seen anyone else wander around Endtown in a biosuit, have we?

“Tie me Kangaroo down sportTie me kangaroo downTie me Kangaroo down sportTie me kangaroo down”

Ever hear the version Rolf Harris did with the Beatles as his backup group?

“Thank you for helping me pollute the intertubes!”Glad to be of help. It’s a powerful force, please use it for evil.

Yup, that’s the one. Listening to it on YouTube brings back fond memories of trying to catch these things when they ran specials with them on the radio, where if you were lucky, you could record it off the air…who says computers didn’t make life easier?

Love the SPANXOh wait those are just tight y fronts (Now theres a view for you)As I exit hummingWaltzing Matilda, Waltzing MatildaThis story has just taken a down under flair.And the security lady is a Monitor Lizard. Check out the head very similar and they can get big. Komodo dragon works too. Same type. GIANT KOALA EATING LIZARDS ALL OF THEM.But they only eat beans, beans, beans, beans. And no soup for you.(Unless its………….BEAN SOUP!)The monitor lizards are in Australia too.Is AN planning a trip to down under?

One wonders????

“Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!”Oh, whatever have I unleashed on the unsuspecting world? To be continued…

Didn’t pick up a copy—-looked too much like defacing H. Beam Piper’s work. (Bought his “Redshirts,” but haven’t yet read it.)