Monty by Jim Meddick for November 09, 2012
November 08, 2012
November 10, 2012
Transcript:
Mrs. Gilroy, there was a mixup in the mail today. Your electric bill and readers digest were in my box... Yes. And I believe I have some of yours... Ah. My electric bill and... And a bag of ashes?... Originally it was some sort of depraved periodical Maximze?... Maxi-something or other...
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Oh dear. lol
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Censorious old biddy, isn’t she? Burned Moonie’s men’s magazine. That’s a federal offense (tampering/interfering with the mail), I believe.
Kroykali over 11 years ago
Reader’s Digest huh? That helps explain some things about her.
opentomeet over 11 years ago
Maxim?? I’ve seen more nudity and depravity on prime time TV… besides, I only read it for the articles!!
yangeldf over 11 years ago
“alright thanks, next time I’ll just burn your mail, I’ll be sure to let you know.”
SukieCrandall Premium Member over 11 years ago
When we had our first place, which was the third floor in an old woman’s house she destroyed my hubby’s copies of the Journal of Artificial Intelligence because the title upset her, so we had to get a Post Office Box
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
Like Al Bundy’s fav mag, Big ’Uns.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maxim… That’s a magazine about ice cream, isn’t it? Or maybe quotations?