Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 02, 2012

Missing: Gil Thorp, well-known teacher and coach. Last seen during golf season. Whereabouts unknown. If you’ve seen this man, please call The Milford High School Athletic Department. $1 reward.

Terry’s starting to remind me of Tony Curtis in Boeing, Boeing.

To think they used to have a decent idea for a storyline, rugby player converting to football…

Suddenly this has turned into The Bachelor Milford. At least there’s lots of hands in the frames for the artist to draw.

Who will be Doyle’s date? Is that girl he was waiting for at the Bucket still around?

Advice to Terry: Ask Angie & Maddie. Both will accept, one will accept, none will accept. If no date, no problem. There’s always Marjie Ducey.

Like many Americans, Gil lost his job to a foreigner.

@Gilfan79They made me feel at home there at Motel 6.They didn’t leave a light on, but they did leave hair on the soap.

At least Gil remembered to schedule a homecoming game before being kidnapped by the aliens.

Yes! The writers picked up my “tonsil hockey” line form the other day! thanks guys!

http://www.gocomics.com/gilthorp/2012/10/31

Maybe Terry is really Mick Romney, and he’s just practicing having four wives?!

Mick Romney? Either that or Barty Obama, Jim Biden, or Pete Ryan. All those guys are my favorite players on Central’s basketball squadron. By the way, is there some reason that Terry is wearing #23 now? Some sort of Michael Jordon tribute, or just Milford going cheap on the uniforms… because the number on the sleeve still appears to be #22.

I think Gil’s absence is due to the fact he is visiting his kids. As we all know they are still alive, just kept somewhere out of site and out of town. I fully expect to see Gil back next week.

I wish that mick would quit calling us yanks.