Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for July 25, 2006
Transcript:
"Forget it!! I'm not just up and going to some third world country because you're feeling guilty!!" "Why did you volunteer me, anyway? Why not yourself? Kind of selfish if you ask me. And there's no way I'm going to be able to supply milk to an entire village." "Giardia! Dysentery! Guess I won't be drinking water for the rest of my life. Oh, I can't believe you did this..." "I donated a cow in your name. I didn't donate you. Read the card again." "Oh, what a kind gesture."