Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for August 31, 2008

Transcript:

"Ok, I give up why're you dressed like a village person?" "I figure mom can't send me back to school if I have a full-time job. So I decided to start my own business as a handy-man for hire." "You're the least handy person I know. Who's going to hire you?" "That's why I'm perfecting my sales pitch." "Knock, knock. Hello, Homeowner, are you tired of your neighbors laughing at your ugly house?" "Then hire me and I will fix your house to be beautiful. See, look how good I hammed." "And if you don't hire me, I can just as easily hammer your windows with this pupper." "But let's just hope it doesn't come to that, cuz only stupid people don't hire me, and you're not stupid, are you?" "Have you always been this creepy, or is it the moustache?" "Look, steel toes, in case they try to slam the door."