Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 09, 2012

That’s dropping all the way back.

Terry’s IQ has dropped about 40 points since Doyle Dane got him in his clutches. Chip Visci has about had it.

Gil Held Hostage: Day 23.

And with Madison laying a payback hit on Miles…the concussion will stop Milford’s playdown run. Time to start basketball practice.

An Irishman delivering a killer blow to the delight of the crowd is nothing new.

It’s a little known fact that some of the greatest gladiators in ancient Rome were wild Hibernians…

….nah, not really, I just made that up.

In tribute to former Oakland Raider CB Elvis Patterson, Terry “Toast” Gallagher seems appropriate. Playdowns? Since Gilmeister is MIA, who’s calling plays? Kaz?, Matt Shaw? Boy Wonder Deke Davey? Make the world a better place….give Doyle Doofus and Terry a Double Delight, swirly and wedgie.

Playdowns?! You kiddin’ me? Don’t talk about playdowns!

Shouldn’t Mickey Scagg’s oldest child be about old enough to suit up for Milford by now?

Hey Gilfan79, I have no problem turning the job of counting the days since Gil’s last appearance (see my posts the last couple of days) over to you, but he’s “only” been gone since October 19’s strip. That’s the last 12 days in October and the first 9 in November, for a total of 21 — not 23.

The re-incarnation of Jack “The Assassin” Tatum

Look at the size of those grapes in P2? Milford HS must have the best vinyard in the area. By the way, when did Milford start wearing white jerseys for home games?

You were right, you are an eejit

QB out, send in the Irishman to run a Wildcat play. Tell him to pretend he’s playing rugby.

How do you say dumbass in Gaelic?

He hauls it in on the warning track!

Locker-room fight!!!

“Dumbass in Gaelic.” Sheesh, that was easy. Next question.

P1 – did somebody put superglue in Chip’s helmet so it ripped all of his hair out when he took it off?

Playing for the crowd and not the team! Gil returns tomorrow!! Hope he’s angry.

Tomorrow: Gil’s back, and he’s pissed.

P3, so much for the job Steve is doing with the “O” line!

P1, I think I see Milford CC pro John Jawor in the crowd….

When a story is so bad, the authors should just say “We’re sorry.” and move on to the next season.