Endtown by Aaron Neathery for November 06, 2012

Big Ms. Bossy, ain’t she?

That looks like a harmonica on the table. Also, is the picture of someone special to the previous occupant?It’s hard to type on a pad.

Knowing how creative AN is I am sure the neighbors will be a conglomeration of fun and games with novilty problemsand equally interesting features. Am I right? Yes the vote goes to the dirtyoldlady and her prodictions. Snerk snerkBlessed Be

I think Maw might be just a little bipolar… XD

about the landlady…i like her.she’s silly.(thank you screwball squirrel and tex avery)

If you leave, we get all your stuff!

These two and the rest of the building are going to provide a boatload of entertainment :)

C’mon, Linda. There’s a big world out there. Guernsey for yourself.

“What’s this on the desk?”“Our Monica.”

“Just wait ’til you see the udders.”

What shoes does a koala wear?Gum shoes.

“Remember what happened the last time I caught you smoking gum leaf cigars?”“Yeah, euc’lyptus behind the ear.”

Wow, Jenner,…all those just popped right out of you in a matter of 15 minutes!!!

Impressive!

The bad news is he’s just used up a future week of DocRat punchlines.

Linda no longer has a handle on the situationNow the big picture is lostShe’s lifted off, despite her protestationBut she’s not likely, now, to be tossed…=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

At first it seemed like she was being a real bitch turning down the room, but then I realized that she just might not be comfortable living in a room of some guy that SHE may have even been responsible for killing.

She’s not bossy. She’s moo-nopausal.

Post-apocalyptic Anthropomorphic Epic!

I wonder if Allie will show up to make trubble for her..\\//_

A harmonica, a picture of a late Endtowner’s significant other other…and now we’re on our way to being introduced to some other people in the building. Maybe then we’ll get some names to go with the faces. (I’m thinking the “significant other other” is probably among them…)

grits teeth JENNER!! those were AWFUL!…don’t ever stop. :)

looks like flask with a beak

Linda is living in Bruce Springsteens old apartment. Till he went all Hollywood and full of himself.How do argue with a 300 pound bovine? Carefully. Remember she hits.I cannot wait till Linda meets the rest of the house mates. Linda already meant Mr. Spaniel. He got his head rearranged. What other guests live there?Hey and dont leave. TSOJ is serious he will get your stuff.Flask is now our resident pin up girl. I said it would be a good idea to sex her up a notch or two. Blind Date, Black(ie) Magic. Lordy if he ever showed her standing up out of that pool????Now Ms. Bovine needs to go put on a moomoo. That robe cant last forever. Get her self a big old cup of moo juice and call a house meeting.On my radio right now.Boogie Nights. Love the old days of FUNK.

Hey TSOJ..At three foot tall she would have to use a kiddy attachment. She could slip and fall in on a regular seat. Ms. Bovine would not have that issue.Look out wide load!

Oh and that air blast like on the Japanese toilets could blow her right off.

But I will bet this place has the old pull chain with the water stored in the over head bin. If that. It could just be a hole in the floor. Squat and go. Stand up and leave. Used those in the Middle East. Little hard to get use to.

There are a million stories in the underground city. Time to get introduced to a few more…

Ms. Bovine back in the day was Cow of the Month for Cowboysmate magazine.

This is better than watching a sitcom!Linda is going to have so much fun living on “the other side”…Bessie will make sure of that!

Linda’s going to feel like a drop bear if people keep carrying her around like that.

You should check out the cover of gameinformer magazine Nov 2012.The have a cover from a game called Metro Last Light. I did a scan and sent it to AN. The image is of a gun man laying back with a BFgun over his shoulder wearing breathing gear mask. Looks soooo much like a Topsider it is scary. I would put it here but dont have scan capability on this laptop only my desktop.

Everything seems to be on Community Service based. It was referred to back in Vol 1 and Vol 2. Anyone who comes in to stay must perform some kind of Community Service. Cleaning. Pickup trash. Topside Scavenger duty (probably the one with best perks due to the danger level) Teaching. Police. (They do have those they showed up after Wally caught the guy who stole his pack) Scientific work. (Lab rat for Prof Mallard. That may have real high perks working for that quack) Clerical administrative duties (right up Linda alley her being a past receptionist of sorts). I doubt if money would be necessary or useful. Where would you spend it. No malls, No other shopping centers to go to to shop. All payment would be based on what you do. Equal shares for equal work. Almost commune based but with some levels of importance. A good scavenger would be worth his weight in beans if he/she could find anything better than beans. Gold, precious metals, jewels would have little worth except sentimental value. Al proposing to Gustine. Probably cost him a few beans. I would imagine some would bring some skills others like robbers and criminals would bring undesired skills and would create a big problem. What to do with them? Jail? A habitual criminal would have no place there. The only choice and would be a serious issue if not a death sentence is banishment to the Topside. Fear of death from the Topsiders may cause some to “straighten out” but may have no effect on others. Ms Bovine said it. Linda can move up the more and better her Community Service. I imagine everyone gets a run a Topside. You may have to make several trips and survive before getting some breaks. Like I said a good efficient “scavenger” is worth their weight in whatever you see as value.

Right now her concern is on her situation. Wait till she sees a child. Her memory is going to flood back to hers.

Judging from the picture, I think our previous occupant was some kind of bird. And the picture is either the occupant, or their girlfriend.

Previous occupant…Hank Franklin Stillwater, RIP