In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for November 03, 2001
Transcript:
Guard: ....Threw a seat cushion, clowned around in front of TV campers, heckled a ref, stomped your feet, played with a beach ball...Hooo-weee! You're in a heap of trouble!! Deep in the bowels of the stadium, spectators who act up are locked away and never heard from again.