Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 16, 2012

So the Wiz is a Hogwarts graduate? He surely didn’t get his wand at Wandmart.

I wonder which house he was in?

I think Wiz should let that picture “Burn, baby, burn.”

Oh great! Now you’ve got me imagining the Harry Potter books and films set in the disco era. (or earlier – swinging sixties maybe?)

Bet he had a ball.

I bet that was a 3 piece polyester wizard suit too..

There is a legend of Bruce Springsteen saving us from disco.Piling up the cds and running them over with a monster truck helped.

Must have been the ‘70s. (The 1070’s?)

is that a gold coke spoon around his neck?

WB doesn’t own Harry Potter, they just have the movie rights.

Assuming it was the same Hogwarts… The 4 houses favor different attributes: bravery for Griffindor, intelligence for Ravenclaw, hard work for Hufflepuff and ambition for Slytherin. Which of the 4 would you say suits him best?

There’s a little known 5th house that J.K. never told us about. Wiz is a member of….The “FrippinKrotz” house..

He probably loved it there,… espacially Saturdays.