Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 03, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Pig. D'you get a new hat? Pig: Yeah. I've always liked cows, so I decided to show my financial support my financial support for them by buying their hats. Goat: Pig... Those are the university of Texas Longhorns. Pig: These cows attend college? Goat: Let's start over. Pig: Let's these are very privileged cows.
Hectoruno almost 12 years ago
Can’t goat just let it go? Just accept Pig for who he is. Just once he could let Pig keep his misconception and his dignity.
Bilan almost 12 years ago
After they attend, UT becomes their al-moo mater.(sorry, that’s the best I could come up with)\
margueritem almost 12 years ago
They are privileged, Pig, they don’t need your support.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
And mountain lion kitty cats attend Brigham Young University as well as Washington State University. (FYI, a non-member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints can attend any of the three BYU campuses: Provo, Utah; Laie, Oahu Island, Hawaii [owners of the Polynesian Cultural Center] and Rexburg, Idaho [formerly known as Ricks College]).
rf_eq almost 12 years ago
Hook ’em Horns
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Go, Aggies! [Alternately: go, Sooners!] UTexas is indeed privileged. (I lived in that state for a while.)
Dave Thorby almost 12 years ago
Was that where Animal House was filmed?
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
So, does Goat think team sports are a lotta bull?
txmystic almost 12 years ago
HOOK ’EM!!
YatInExile almost 12 years ago
Cow College? That would be Texas A&M.
John Falstaff almost 12 years ago
Cows SMART, to! Smart enuff not too go to Texxas A&M! ;-)
CartoonCritic2445 almost 12 years ago
I want to go to Bovine University!-Ralph Wiggum
finale almost 12 years ago
I’ve herd this before.
Liam Astle Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That’s not the hat for Bovine University?
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
Cows in college? In this strip, why not? Goat apparently went to college.
puntersgirl almost 12 years ago
i still love the strip series where Rat babysits the kids from babyblues
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
If he likes Texas, get hats for THESE known teams: Texas State Bobcats, Texas Tech Red Raiders, Texas A&M Aggies, UTSA Roadrunners, or the UTEP Miners.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
My younger daughter went to UNT in Denton. Go, MEAN GREENS! (Had to look that one up.) Also went to Univ. of Miami in FL. Sometimes the Hurricanes do well enough to be the only winning team left among our almae matres (had to look that pluralization, too).
Strod almost 12 years ago
Like, Pig, I’ve always liked cows. They are delicious! And so is Pig… and Goat. Rat, not so much (I think).
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hmm, shouldn’t pig prefer RAZORBACKS????Hook ’em, pig! . . . . ☻
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Uh, oh. Pastis is screwed now. U-T is pit bull aggressive about commercial uses of their logo and even that particular shade of orange. They sue even tiny businesses, just for using a similar longhorn shape in another color. When we start seeing jokes about the crocs being Texas A&M graduates, we’ll know who owns the strip then.
Happy Cat Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Yes, where they earn a sheepskin.
buchser almost 12 years ago
The sports teams from my local geographic area are much better than the sports teams from your local geographic area!
Buggerlugs almost 12 years ago
Nobody eats Possum. .POGO is appearing daily at Andy Capp.
Scott S almost 12 years ago
Actually, shouldn’t he wear a University of Arkansas Razor back hat?
GO PIGS!!!
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Not to mention Monsieur Hulot.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
football is a religion in texas. first is the dallas cowboys, then the houston texans, then the texas longhorns, texas a&m aggies, texas tech, houston, smu, baylor, then, their local high schools. so, all weekend long, football is everywhere. friday nights(high schools), saturday afternoons(college), and sunday(nfl).
nobumsteer almost 12 years ago
Texas 15 Arkansas 14 – that’s all you have to remember.
massha almost 12 years ago
Mountain lions also attend Penn State! We are!
kspencer1 almost 12 years ago
After the teasips’ football season, it’s time to eat the mascot!
kaffehead almost 12 years ago
SAW EM OFF!!!!