F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 22, 2012

It would be interesting if he made something edible that looked like a knife.

Fair enough.

Good thing he didn’t have a gun, as in today’s Daddy’s Home.

Tony, I love you, but why have you always got doctors as males and people who cook as females…

I’ll bet it’s tough.

Like the Bugs Bunny Scene from Wackiki Wabbit.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XyHoK9RVIrw#t=271s

Coming in second simply isn’t good enough.

Happy Thankgiving (eCard)

Ah, but the ultimate altruists live in the mysterious Valley of the Shmoon". Smoos taste like whatever your preference is at the moment, and, upon sensing your hunger, auto-euthanize themselves for your pleasure.

So, self defence is pointless?

So, a sentient turkey fighting for the rights of turkeys murdered everywhere died a martyr today. Or she’s fibbing to her kids.

This Turkey has died a delicious death. Let us consume him in homage to his ultimate sacrifice.

I think it’s awesome she triumphed!