Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for November 28, 2012

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    I'll fly away  almost 12 years ago

    This would be terrific around every election.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 12 years ago

    I’m with you. I’ll take the high power model for inlaws

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Gotcha mam!

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    scrabblefiend  almost 12 years ago

    You could also use a whistle, like the kind referees use. Would be as effective, almost, as the air horn.

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    Theodore Fish Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Or you can do what I do they start off with telling me their names thats their fault I feel no pity on them for that I start by asking them about their days and their families and wheather or not their married or not and if their not I tell them they sound as though they would make great wives/husbands to some lucky someone they end up hanging up on me really fast and seldom if ever do I get called back for several weeks following that incident too. works everytime too and the added bonus is my wife and daughter cant hardly hold their laughter in either.

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