Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 16, 2012
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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Science Facts For the Internet-Addled A hibernating grizzly bear's heart slows to 19 beats per minute. Corresponding physiological changes in... I HAZ NAP Darthfield Darthfield: Mm...mine! All mine! John: The force is dark upon ya, won't you please share the lasagna? ZAP Darthfield: I hate this comic strip since Disney bought it. Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser Dinkle: If you have a kind and gentle dog, it's a blessing... BAM BAM Dinkle: ...to your enemies on the dogfighting circuit. U OWE $10K Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: Young Percival! I am YOU as an older man! POW Percival: Augh! Why did you kill me? Are you a time-assassin? Young Percival: No, I am an idiot. Percival: But of course. Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet you $50 this elephant can speak Korean. Bartender: You're on. Bartender: That's not Korean, it's Jejumal, a Koreanic language. *He's right. Pay him. How To Draw Doug First, very lightly pencil in this outline of a bison. Then pencil in this lady. Then pencil this scene. Next pencil this can. Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup Now simply ink, erase the pencils, and there's Doug! Doug: Voila!
Donaldo Premium Member about 12 years ago
The super-fun-pak is such a treat every time
mercmarc about 12 years ago
where is the ghost of james caan?
mrsullenbeauty about 12 years ago
It seems there’s more to Doug than meets the eye.
snugharborman-catalog about 12 years ago
At least I finally learned how to draw Doug.
kapock about 12 years ago
What does the stupid elephant know? Hick elephant from Jeju .…
fritzoid Premium Member about 12 years ago
Where’s “Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveller from 1909”?!?
If young Percy has killed his older self before he developed his time-travelling abilities, logically there IS NOT NOW nor has there EVER BEEN a “Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveller from 1909”!!!
And since I’m reading it now, it must follow that I don’t exist either!
YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DAMN YOU, RUBEN BOLLING!!!DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!
fenneuter about 12 years ago
Oh come on, Chikuku – the Super-Fun Pak is at LEAST as good, if not SIX times as good!