Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 01, 2012
Transcript:
Boomer: Look, there's a section for old vacuum cleaners at this dump! Poncho: Ha! They won't give us any trouble! They're already dead! Boomer: Wrrrrr! Poncho: Stop that! Boomer: What, are you afraid of zombie vacuum cleaners? That's ridiculous! Poncho: Are you kidding? There's nothing scarier than zombie vacuum cleaners!
mikatt1 almost 12 years ago
Good one!
Mickeylacey almost 12 years ago
Ohh yeah …..they could make husbands that never help out vacuum for all eternity! Sorry got a little excited when I saw Stephen!
LingeeWhiz almost 12 years ago
After all, writing a scary fictional novel turns it into REALITY!Help us!
angusdad almost 12 years ago
Funny use of Stephen King. The story could be similar to one that he wrote years ago about a mangle ironer in a laundry that devoured people.
ciel almost 12 years ago
Did it mangle the people it ate? How macabre.
runar almost 12 years ago
Plagiarizing again…
Sometimes I think that King just has a huge pile of pages that he shuffles and deals out into stacks when he needs a new bunch of books. A People magazine from the 1980s said it best: “Stephen King – That’s not writing, that’s word processing!”