Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 30, 2012

Old jokes in outer space…

No, Prince Albert’s busy over at New Adventures of Queen Victoria. Next, Lio’ll send a message to a bar and ask for Mike Rotch, Bea O’ Problem, Al Coholic, Amanda Hugginkiss or Hugh Jass.

the aliens are wondering what the hell refrigerator is

We’re safe! If those aliens don’t get that old joke, they’re too dull-witted to conquer the Earth! Thanks, Lio.

Let him out of that can!

There’s always Mr. Ferris….he’s a big wheel at the fairgrounds.

A Lio comic with words. My my… what an age this is.

next hit them with this one

“what’s black and white and red all over…A sun burned penguin!”

Lio loves prank calls.

my wife pulled that on me 20 years ago. I sold life insurance and she left the zoo’s phone number with my partner and said to call and ask for Mr Lyon. Every April 1st she comes up with some great ones. It helps that I’m an idiot.

My favorite as a kid was to call the bowling alley and ask if they had 8 pound balls…… Wear baggy pants and no one will notice.

“Hello, KFC? How large are your breasts?”

“This is the Electric Co. Is the street light on your street corner burning?”-“Yes it is.”-“Then call the Fire Department, You stupid ass.”

Lio: Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Alien: Why yes, yes we do. Blzrp go over and see how the Prince is doing.Prince Albert: Let me out of here you &^&#&#^&$ Aliens!!