Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 03, 2012

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    Superfrog  about 12 years ago

    Except with batterys.

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    Ken8338 Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I saw this in Reader’s Digest years ago.

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    Stormrider2112  about 12 years ago

    Grammatically speaking, sarcasm isn’t a true negative :P

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    lightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Sarcasm turns everything into the opposite of what the words literally mean.

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    InTraining Premium Member about 12 years ago

    It doesn’t not works for me…. !! !

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    heligmyer  about 12 years ago

    …unless it’s with sarcasm! LOVE IT!!

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    cipactli77  about 12 years ago

    You’re going to work harder here than you’ve ever worked anywhere else. And the only thing I ask from you is ganas. Desire. Stand and Deliver

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    jppjr  about 12 years ago

    It does in my check book…which is why I stay in trouble at the bank.

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    Nathaniel_W  about 12 years ago

    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do!

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    codedaddy  about 12 years ago

    One of my favorite jokes from many years ago, the setting a professor and a wiseacre student from the back of the room – worth repeating.

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    webfoot5  about 12 years ago

    I’ve always heard it. When good things happen to good people, that’s a good thing. Two positives make a positive.

    When bad things happen to good people, that’s a bad thing. Positive and a negative = a negative.

    When bad things happen to bad people, that’s a good thing.Negative and a negative = a positive.

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    bmonk  about 12 years ago

    Grammar rule number 15: Don’t use no double negatives: double negatives are a no-no. Don’t never even think about no triple negatives.

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