Frank: Two negatives make a positive, but two positives don't make a negative. Kid: Yeah, right.
Except with batterys.
I saw this in Reader’s Digest years ago.
Grammatically speaking, sarcasm isn’t a true negative :P
Sarcasm turns everything into the opposite of what the words literally mean.
It doesn’t not works for me…. !! !
…unless it’s with sarcasm! LOVE IT!!
You’re going to work harder here than you’ve ever worked anywhere else. And the only thing I ask from you is ganas. Desire. Stand and Deliver
It does in my check book…which is why I stay in trouble at the bank.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do!
One of my favorite jokes from many years ago, the setting a professor and a wiseacre student from the back of the room – worth repeating.
I’ve always heard it. When good things happen to good people, that’s a good thing. Two positives make a positive.
When bad things happen to good people, that’s a bad thing. Positive and a negative = a negative.
When bad things happen to bad people, that’s a good thing.Negative and a negative = a positive.
Grammar rule number 15: Don’t use no double negatives: double negatives are a no-no. Don’t never even think about no triple negatives.
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Superfrog about 12 years ago
Except with batterys.
Ken8338 Premium Member about 12 years ago
I saw this in Reader’s Digest years ago.
Stormrider2112 about 12 years ago
Grammatically speaking, sarcasm isn’t a true negative :P
lightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Sarcasm turns everything into the opposite of what the words literally mean.
InTraining Premium Member about 12 years ago
It doesn’t not works for me…. !! !
heligmyer about 12 years ago
…unless it’s with sarcasm! LOVE IT!!
cipactli77 about 12 years ago
You’re going to work harder here than you’ve ever worked anywhere else. And the only thing I ask from you is ganas. Desire. Stand and Deliver
jppjr about 12 years ago
It does in my check book…which is why I stay in trouble at the bank.
Nathaniel_W about 12 years ago
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do!
codedaddy about 12 years ago
One of my favorite jokes from many years ago, the setting a professor and a wiseacre student from the back of the room – worth repeating.
webfoot5 about 12 years ago
I’ve always heard it. When good things happen to good people, that’s a good thing. Two positives make a positive.
When bad things happen to good people, that’s a bad thing. Positive and a negative = a negative.
When bad things happen to bad people, that’s a good thing.Negative and a negative = a positive.
bmonk about 12 years ago
Grammar rule number 15: Don’t use no double negatives: double negatives are a no-no. Don’t never even think about no triple negatives.