Transcript:
Shannon: "Is this the REAL Santa?"
Toni: "I think it's a helper"
Brad: "The real one's busy at the North Pole making video games"
Shannon: "Oh. Ok, I don't wanna see a helper. Let's go"
Toni: "GO?!"
Brad: "We just spent 35 minutes in line!"
lance96816 almost 12 years ago
So whats the beef? Lets check in on tj and annie
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Santa has a helper named Knecht Ruprecht. She probably doesn’t want to see him. Or the Krampus.
homfencing almost 12 years ago
Smoooooth Brad….NOT!
CyoteBlack almost 12 years ago
Little girl is Ab****
Mordock999 almost 12 years ago
Why TELL this brat the TRUTH now, When You KNOW She’s gonna be LIED to for the REST of Her Life??
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Shannon is here being a rather normal kid. Toni was deeply mistaken to try the “helper” ploy with her.
kenhense almost 12 years ago
Hoo-Boy…Santa’s “Helper” should have been good enough. However we have yet another impossible woman entering the world stage…
Feye almost 12 years ago
Here and now, I demand from the author of this comic to take us to the Weenie World immediately ! So the auditorium can see how Ann’s Eiffel’s and TJ’s romance is progressing !
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
About today’s strip…. HAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!Go Shannon, you’re my hero!!!
Cofyjunky almost 12 years ago
Since they’ve had to wait in line for a spoiled brat, Brad and Toni should do the couples thing, and get their pic with Santa. It’s been done, after all. And Shannon deserves coal in her stocking. On a more forgiving note, she deserves to be adopted by an emotionally-strong couple that can give the kid proper parenting.
bigbob1946 almost 12 years ago
Who is raising this kid anyway? This father seems out of the picture as well as the mother.
wicky almost 12 years ago
Throw her under a bus.
amzracefan almost 12 years ago
Tell the brat Santa’a helper will tell him how she acted and that Santa won’t bring her any presents. Brat should have been handled a long time ago.
mvw almost 12 years ago
Shannon must be related to Rita in Working Daze.
Simon_Jester almost 12 years ago
Awww, but I WANT to see Shannon talk to Santa.[]“And I wanna new bike, and a big-screen tv for my room,, an’ a smart phone, an’ a skateboard, an’ a Ipod, and a playhouse, an’ a pony, an’ a monkey…”
SwimsWithSharks almost 12 years ago
Let Shannon wander off to look for the real Santa. Just don’t let her near the guns.
poihths almost 12 years ago
Theory of sunk costs. Behavioral finance.
DuskyPaws almost 12 years ago
Heh, I think they are BOTH blowing the parent test, lol
LEOCSUTTERIII almost 12 years ago
Brad, take the little buttface, swing her over your shoulders so that she is hanging upside down, back-to-back with you – hook her knees over your shoulders, hold onto her ankles with your hands and walk around the mall like for about 30 minutes – she WILL get the message (and so will your idiot girlfriend), and you will NOT have any more trouble.
Waddling Eagle almost 12 years ago
Hey, Shannon! When was your last birthday? Want to see another one? Get back in line!
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 12 years ago
@DonnyWallace – re yesterday … just drives ya crazy doesn’t it .. maybe it is, and maybe it isn’t. Enjoy wallowing in your misery.
ewalnut almost 12 years ago
Beats spending 35 minutes more.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to zedman2222’s comment:
Shannon’s gonna be a lot like my wife when she’s older…^^LOL, you’d better hope she never reads this!
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to Donny Wallace’s comment:
Hey the sex you had before was just the free taste… Now you have to pay before you play…Welcome to insta-family Bwad…^^My Brother married a woman with a 2 yr old daughter, and, she was a lot like Shannon at first; so much so, that my Bro called her devil baby (for a short time), but, once she knew that she now had a stable family life, she calmed right down and became a delightful child which we all love dearly and who graduated University with a Master’s degree last year. Maybe that’s why I have such empathy for Shannon, she SO reminds me of my eldest niece; I think my Bro has never regretted going the instant family route. :)
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to Omnius’s comment:
Shannon knows – Accept no Substitutes!^^Yup, she’s a smart kid!
Squoop almost 12 years ago
Since they’ve already lied about the existance of Santa, how does saying this guy is his helper make it any more honest? They may as well have just said he’s the real Santa.
yangeldf almost 12 years ago
only 35? My friend spent 2 HOURS waiting for his kids to see Santa yesterday.
handq almost 12 years ago
I know a girl who acts like shannon..even has the same dark hair and haircut. . very annoying like shannon too.
ACTIVIST1234 almost 12 years ago
Mikey J, your artistic website is loads of fun, but unfortunately, it still requires some talent :(Thanks for sharing yours!*P.S. Now that it’s personal, what would TJ give AE for Christmas?
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
@ handq: Great av you got there… wish it was larger ;)
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Come on Shannon!
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
who wants to sit in a wet lap anyway. (Maybe a pole dancer?)
Lamberger almost 12 years ago
In Switzerland, you have Samichlaus (St. Nicholas) accompanied by Schmutzli, who carries a birch switch and gives out bad presents to bad children. Schmutzli is MUCH older than St. Nicholas in history.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to WytZox1’s comment:
bigbob1946 said, about 5 hours ago
Who is raising this kid anyway? This father seems out of the picture as well as the mother.•<<<<<<<♦>>>>>>>•How about Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Popeye the Sailor having nephews whose parents were never seen? What’s the deal with that? And how come Olive Oyl had a last name but Popeye and Bluto didn’t?^^In the early days, Mickey’s “nephews” (Morty & Ferdie) didn’t live with him, they just came to visit, now and then; their mother was a Mrs. Fieldmouse who appeared in the newspaper comics sometimes, in the 1930s
As for Donald, his nephews ( Huey, Dewey & Louie) were the progeny of Donald’s sister Dumbella Duck (Also refered to as Della, for short), who came to stay with Donald for a short time, when their Father was recooperating from multiple injuries, caused by their antics. Later, the Duck triplets came to live with their Uncle, permanently
Popeye: His nephews are NOT canon, they were created for the animated cartoons only, in the comics, Popeye has only one child, the baby boy who was left on his doorstep, Swee’pee (Actually, Swee’pee is a nickname, his real name is Christopher)<< he is also a Prince, given to Popeye, in order to keep him safe from his Kingdom’s enemies!(I know this sounds like BS, but, look it up, it’s all true)As for Popeye and Bluto, they do have last names….. Popeye and Bluto (As in Captain Popeye and Captain Bluto) < as in the case of (Willy) Gilligan, sailors rarely are addressed by their first names
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to mercedes’s comment:
we going have to see these south park knock offs everyday now //?^^Only until I run out of main characters
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to Night-Gaunt49’s comment:
Typical child with out a safe home to live in.^^Yup
unca jim almost 12 years ago
@MikeyJ; ^ummm, wrong punctuation there…. this is no desert as in : “Shannon, you’ve been a bad girl today, NO desert for you, after supper!”
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I still don’t get it.. Maybe you meant ‘dessert’?“I can’t imagine being out in the desert with no dessert "
phurface almost 12 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh? wha? zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tim Pickard Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That girl is in serious need of an attitude adjustment. When we raised our kids ( in the 70’s & 80’s ) she would have gone to the ladies room with mom and come back with a different outlook. Didn’t believe in the PC bulls—t of today.
jkgibbs almost 12 years ago
@MikeyJ – Wow, you are a fountain of information! Thanks for the interesting back stories. Makes me wonder, though: If Popeye & Bluto are last names, what are their first names?
My 2 cents in the Santa conversation: my kids believe in Santa, but we NEVER go see him at the mall.
gunnip almost 12 years ago
I bet Brad and Toni get married before I do.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
No. Desert.
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Desert: 1. A dry, barren area of land, esp. one covered with sand. 2. Abandon (a person, cause, or organization) as in, Shannon’s mom evidently decided to desert her.
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Dessert: Cake, pie, fruit, pudding, ice cream, etc.
Ooops!! I usually don’t make spelling errors that often…. oh well
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
I’m not totally sure about this, but seems to me I remember Popeye’s Pappy couldn’t remember their last name. I could be wrong, that’s happened once or twice in the last 55 years… :)
Well, I suppose they could just have first names but, unless this was a Segar strip (Popeye’s creator), it wouldn’t really be canon
transylvanian almost 12 years ago
That little bratty snit! Someone needs to paddle her behind into the middle of next year.
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
want to make that little kid appreciate the holidays, spend some time at a cancer ward of children’s hospital. better yet, we should all volunteer some of our time at a cancer ward of a children’s hospital.
Caldonia almost 12 years ago
Constantly correcting people doesn’t prove that you are smarter. Just that you’re tactless.
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
It’s a bit dicey with Popeye, but, In his only appearance in the original Segar Comics ( “The Eighth Sea” (1932), ); Bluto was definitely his last name
cubswin2016 almost 12 years ago
You and your big mouth!
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
You’re replying to Leviticus’s comment:
Only until I run out of main characters.Let’s see your version of Crystal.
melmarsh9v almost 12 years ago
Shannon is not aware of it, but she will cause Brad & Toni to seriously consider not having children when and if they ever do get married! Shannon is an excellent case for mandatory birth control!
kenhense almost 12 years ago
I would like to see Tiffany needs babysitting money and gets stuck with Shannon for an evening.
They both so deserve this experience…
Mikeyj almost 12 years ago
Let’s see your version of Crystal..Good setting for her. The cemetery background fits in with her character.^^That’s what I was going for… I personally know a few Goths
LOWRIDER84 almost 12 years ago
Some?????