Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 2012

Shudder — words that I never care to hear together. My old man and a belt. He had a leather shaving belt I remember well.

I remember Nate’s misadventures of shopping for his sister last year.

Let’s do a Mayan Apocalypse countdown: 1

He’s got a puppy for Nate.

I guess Nate hasn’t done his shopping. That makes me feel better.

Maybe Nate could, y’know, rent a toupee for his dad…….and GIVE it to him IF he doesn’t get a dog again!! Or if he does!! Arf! ARF!!!

GFCP – I’m not even a medium believer. I’m going to see “Lincoln” on Saturday night, so I’m making plans well past tomorrow. My entry was just a little attempt at apocalypse humor, but if you have to explain the joke…

Okay, are these reruns? I thought Spitsy was Nate’s dog. Does he belong to someone else?

No dog, no belt Marty!

Is this a series of re-runs? If not, what about Spitzy? Nate has a dog!

I hope not! : )

GTG59 – No, as I explained above, I don’t believe in that crap. It was a joke. Very few people seem to have gotten it, which unfortunately is all too common with my jokes, asides, musings and bon mots. Oh well, after tomorrow, we won’t have to worry about such mundane things. (See what I did there?)

Buy it yourself dad

To the locker!

He only said a dog. Nate could get 2 dogs.

HUGE smile.