Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 07, 2012

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That branch has got his pants in a bunch.

They were both on the same network

G-R-O-A-N !

Hey Peter, why don’t you grow a pear!?

I think only nuclear holocaust or possibly cockroaches could kill “The Brady Bunch”….and don’t you think somebody should?

We used to have an Elvis parade every year here in Kansas City, and there would always be a celebrity (or a has-been) for the grand marshal. We had GREG Brady one year (but I didn’t get to talk to him, curse the luck……)

Poor kid’s crotch goes up to his ribcage…

Do we have time for aperitifs? I’m already hungry.

Partidge Family for me (Laurie Partridge to be more specific).

Maybe he is waiting for Susan Dey?

If you had a crush on Laurie Partridge, I recommend watching the movie Looker. Not the TV edit, either.