Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 27, 2012

Let me guess: crazy cat lady Carmen doesn’t like that one particular vacuum. She wants a different vacuum.

Chaz got it wrong. He should have given Carmen the bond & Poncho the vacuum. He needs it to get rid of the evidence (or collect cat hair).

The vacuum was Poncho’s idea from the 12/20 strip. Remember he trashed the original at the dump.

NO wife wants a vacuum cleaner for Christmas from her hubby. No matter how much she needs one. It speaks volumes about what he thinks of her.

I know a fellow that bought his wife a broom for Valentine’s Day. They no longer are married.

Well, Poncho! Another great idea of yours sucked up the tube.

My wife just ordered HERSELF a new vacuum because Santa didn’t bring her one.

Did she fly away on the broom?

Most men are idiots, self absorbed in sports in an attempt to fit in with other guys, never taking the time to actually think things through in regards to women. Then they are dumbfounded when the women dumps them.

Poncho’s fear of vacuums didn’t stop him from trying to tick the crazy cat lady off by having her husband give her a gift that insinuates she needs to do more cleaning, or needs to do a better job at it. Carmen needs to “accidentally” get Poncho sucked up in the vacuum hose.

If Chaz is smart, Santa will find the receipt wrapped around a tiny box of something else.

And then there was the Christmas that my wife asked for a vacuum cleaner! No, really! It was about the fifth year we were married.