Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 24, 2012

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    WillardMBaker  almost 12 years ago

    If it’s cheating, then technically that’s being bad, so fill it with coal Santa.

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    blunebottle  almost 12 years ago

    Hey, when I was a kid, Mom used to give us her old nylons to use. Do you have any idea how much loot you can jam into thoses things? They were pinned to the top of the back of the couch and the toes typically made it all the way down the backrest, across the seat and to the floor!

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    A spandex Christmas stocking?

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    A Spanx? Eeewww.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    oh stuff it!

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Merry Christmas Mark et al . . . ☺

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