You know, if he had a swan on his lap, it would be sing his swan song about now….Don’t mess with those guys. for years, I saw one swan and his mate keep every other swan off this lake. They’d have a couple of kids and then send them on their way, and don’t come back. Lots of swans tried to get on the lake. (There are at least twenty over on Maple Lake right now.) Dude was freaky, though. Instead of flying after them, he would lower his head and neck and swim (much faster than you can imagine) towards the intruders even if they were on the other side of the lake… As he got closer, they would just fly off. He just spooked ’em…
Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago
After he was issued the duck he started not being completely truthful with his mother… he’s now ducking the issue.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Okay……..
I think it’s supposed to be a pun…
He says he’s been spending some time feeling the down on the goose…. Mommy thinks he means he’s sad.Hilarity ensues.
If that’s not it, by not recognising some character or situation here, I once again failed my cultural literacy test.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Down we now our quail apparel……BTW, who knows what she’s got on her lap?….The fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree…..
Varnes almost 12 years ago
You know, if he had a swan on his lap, it would be sing his swan song about now….Don’t mess with those guys. for years, I saw one swan and his mate keep every other swan off this lake. They’d have a couple of kids and then send them on their way, and don’t come back. Lots of swans tried to get on the lake. (There are at least twenty over on Maple Lake right now.) Dude was freaky, though. Instead of flying after them, he would lower his head and neck and swim (much faster than you can imagine) towards the intruders even if they were on the other side of the lake… As he got closer, they would just fly off. He just spooked ’em…
Ottodesu almost 12 years ago
well, I did hear the story about the seven dwarves in the hot tub feeling happy … ok, I’ll skip the punchline.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Wait a minute Otto, that wasn’t the punch line?
Varnes almost 12 years ago
beviek, yup! SusanPunshine knows all and sees all…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Aw you guys…
GROG Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Affffflaac!
clucky almost 12 years ago
All is just ducky !!
jreckard almost 12 years ago
How do you get down off an elephant?
RonaldDavis almost 12 years ago
Q: How do you get down from a horse?A: You don’t get down from a horse; you get down from a duck.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
She wanted grandchildren. She didn’t think they would be born knowing how to swim.
me almost 12 years ago
I don’t want my sons to tell me when they are feeling up down.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Put the duck down and you won’t feel down any more (or less).
Homeward Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I was distracted by the black tree, and thought the bird was a duck. Goose makes sense. Still…
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
Instead of calling his mommy he should call his shrink (but he’s probably a quack…..) Oh, what tangled webbed feet we weave when we’re feeling down!
wvhappypappy almost 12 years ago
I was feeling lucky one day…and my dad yelled at me to get my hands off the dog (“Here, Lucky!”)
AnalogGenius almost 12 years ago
I thought that he was talking to Siri on his i Phone, and that he changed Siri’s name to Mother. Just a thought.