Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 05, 2013

If it would take a 10.0 earthquake to make Nevada a coastal state, for Utah would it be 20.0?

New beachfront property available.

Oh, what’s a little ole’ 6.0.

Oh, if only…

Still waiting for Los Angeles to fall into the ocean! It sits on silt only, so its going to happen. Only the Central Valley will be the beach front property

Today Utah, tomorrow Indiana.

People scoffed when I bought that oceanfront property in Utah.Who’s laughing now?

I read a short story a couple of years ago n which the main character found a missing minus sign in an equation, and thus decoded the exact date of the Big One. Everyone he knew found excuses to be in New York, Indiana, etc, that day. And on the predicted morning, the fellow wakes up to find everything east of the San Andreas fault… gone.

Oh ya!!

Umm… Did the building move a few hundred miles inland? ‘Cuz if an earthquake shook Cali into the Pacific, shouldn’t the Seismology Institute of California be looking up to beautiful views of whales’ undersides?

Never say never!

I think that was pouncingtiger’s point.