FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 28, 2012

How on earth did he get that many shots off at her without getting beaten into the snow? And why on earth would she just stand there after the first one?

Technically the snowballs wouldn’t stay on her either. But, Ha! She’ll pound him good for this.That mitt looks like it’s balled into a fist right now. Hmm. I didn’t realize she was so much bigger than he.

that is why jason needs a high powered rifle with high capacity drum. with a scope and laser sights. because his aim sucks and can’t hit a barn door.

Safest place for Paige to stand is in front of the snowman.

Jason is a sicko who enjoys poundings by Paige..

Maybe the snowballs are bouncing off the target and hitting her. What do you all think?

Jason clearly has a death wish and it’s amazing that Paige hasn’t killed him yet.