Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 21, 2012
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Transcript:
Girl: Dad, do they have cigarettes at the north pole? Man: Gee, honey. Why do you ask? Girl: Because Santa at the mall smelled just like you do when you come in from "Getting a little fresh air."
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littleannoyingdog almost 12 years ago
Busted LOL
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That was just Santa’s helper. The real Santa smells like your mother when she’s been over at her best friend since high school’s “herb” garden.
Spooky D Cat almost 12 years ago
Smokers don’t realize how much they stink. And I say that as a former smoker who didn’t realize how much he stunk.