Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2012

Oh Deer.

This deer wants to be caught in the spotlights.

But nobody nose him that way!

Like Jennifer Grey…..

Varnes … I thought of that too!

But you were the Cyrano De Bergerac of deer.

Cut off the nose to spice my fate.

How well did that work for Loni Anderson and her reduction surgery?

Didn’t he also write I am Spock afterward?

With the black background, it’s hard to tell if he has any nose at all.

There is a new movie coming out where they need someone for road kill? Or should we just contact Ink Pen?

Nobody nose the troubles he’s seen.

Was he trying to get the title role of the “Yearling”, or a supporting role in “The Deerslayer”?

Deer, deer, what can the matter be?Santa’s so long, it ain’t fair.

He promised he’d let me wear posies,A garland of lilies a nice big red rose,He said he’d bring me blue ribbons,To set off my bonnie red nose.

He was better off being typecast. There’s an old saying:“If you’re not the lead dog on the sled the view never changes.”

Like Bambi?

Next he’ll be wearing one white glove and inviting children to his house.