Randolph Itch, 2 a.m. by Tom Toles for July 25, 2013

Serves you right for messin’ with that box.

Oh my achy breaky heart.

“Please lock me away….”

Thanks for the earworms, Mr Toles.

Knock three times? Only if I want you. Make it twice on the pipe.

I hope the bass player shared them..Someone on whom dope smoking never had any effect. Waste of money.

Someone left the cake out in the rain—but there came a killing frost. And I’ll never have that recipe again!