The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 30, 2012
Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: That does it! Gladys: I just looked in the mirror at my ever-expanding figure for the last time! I am going on a serious diet! Gladys: Mark my words - this time is going to be different! I vow to change my eating habits for the better, forever! Brutus: Well, good for you! I wish you success! What does that mean you'll be making for dinner tonight? Gladys: My yummy homemade macaroni and cheese! Brutus: That's not diet food! If you're so motivated to go on a serious diet, why waste any time? Start today! Gladys: Don't be silly! Everyone knows you're supposed to start diets on January first!
el8 almost 12 years ago
mmmmm, macaroni and cheese
i_am_the_jam almost 12 years ago
Typical American…
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
How many times have I said these exact same words. I do eat pretty healthy but we did just fix ham and macaroni & cheese. Nothing like homemade mac & cheese. Win – you would have loved it!
Kokopelli almost 12 years ago
Yes, a diet starts on January 1st, and ends about January 10th.
steelersneo almost 12 years ago
Why should the rest of the family suffer for her diet. Let her make the Mac & Cheese for everyone else, then have a Salad herself.