Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 17, 2012

And he only has one bullet…. Oh! wrong Barney…

let’s all sing!

“i love you…”

(for my lunch)

I have to say I’ve never seen a Barney programme (don’t have him where I live) but he’s the sort of critter my US friends love to hate. I take it, Kermit the Frog he ain’t.

@WoodEye

Okay, lets nip this Barney business. Nip it, nip it in the bud.

This is the song that never ends, it goes on an on my friends…Yes, I know it’s Lambchop, but someone mentioned saccharin.

Okay, when I’m feeling particularly brave (or bored), I’ll YouTube it.“Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna go eat worms…” How bout that one for a tune with Velcro on it?

In the evenings, he hangs around Moe’s Tavern – oops that’s a different Barney.

Barney hasn’t had a sex scandal. Yet.

I hate himHe hates meLet’s hang Barney from a treeWith a great big SNAP, off comes his headYipee-yay now Barney’s dead

I hate himHe hates meLet’s drown Barney in the seaTo the sharks he’ll be fedYipee-yay now Barney’s dead

I hate himHe hates meLets shoot Barney with an UziWe’ll plug him in the mug with some leadYipee-yay now Barney’s dead

He’s so 1993.

I always figured he spent his spare time drinking a lot

OMG! I never thought about gummy worms with the song. Well done.

The Buckster has pegged the filthy Barney right on the nose.

I quit donating to PBS when they replaced Dr. Who with Barney.

The kid toy that freaked me out at the end of the 80s was that awful talking Teddy Ruxpin. That silky, creepy voice. Vincent Price meets Chucky, ya know?

You just never know about these cartoon characters.

How uplifting!

Since this is an old strip (2010), I give you an old verse of mine that is best sung with gusto.

Barney is wierd,Barney is strange,He is a forty year old man.If you ask me,He’s really ugly,In a speedo working on his tan.

ohhhhh, I think I have an idea for decorating my work cubicle for Hallowe’en. Barney – hanging from a noose!