Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 08, 2013

She would never even begin to understand this, Susie.

Mrs Wormwood lost her cool? It had to happen,Calvin would do that.

An other restless and excited day!!

Pretty impressive answers for a science exam.

I love the chair/desk (not sure which) flying through the air in the third panel.

The kids in Calvin’s class are dull and unimaginative – it’s individuallic kids like Calvin who grow up to make discoveries on and above the barriers of mankind’s knowledge.

How does Calvin know that Stupendous Man visited the class if he was getting a drink of water when it happened?

@ratlumI think she’s just dragging him to the principal’s office.

5 years can be an eternity.

Do not believe in my. Ritalin. good cup o coffee works better and doesn’t turn ’em into zombies

Just give Calvin an “A” on all his tests and pass him on to the next grade. As soon a possible.

XDDDDD

too funy..

Yeah Susie, lets all pretend it never happened.

even the mighty montessori quakes at the mere mention of his name; "STUPENDOUS MAN’.

When he goes to the principal’s office, they’re gonna need to get the nurse for Calvin AND miss wormwood.

SECRETARY: Shall I fetch a sedative from the nurse, sir?PRINCIPAL: No, I probably need to stay awake for this one.

Yep… Just another typical day at school.

Not necessarily, Susie! Given that you and Calvin live on the same street, she’s no doubt seen his snowmen and even if she’s never met him personally, I’m sure she’s heard all the stories from all the neighbors about him!!!!! ;-)

Not a Bruce Wayne.

Yeah… Mum doesn’t need to know the full details, Susie.

LOL xxx

How does Calvin know it was Stupendous Man? Calvin wasn’t in the room.

“Fine” every day sounds suspicious.

How are you? “Fine!”Don’t ask some people unless you mean it; you might get an organ recital!

Calvin was framed!

Poor teacher. At 61 she is overweight and frumpy. She needs to go to a gym. My 3rd grade teacher was built like that. She was mean and ugly. One day she was in a car acciddent and the class was so happy taht she was away for awhile. Unfortunately she came back in June.

When Calvin becomes an adult, he will become a professor emeritus of physics, a man so expert on alternative universes and their arcane characteristics that no one will understand his work, including the guys at the Institute for Advanced Studies in Princeton…..

interestingly enough, people who can remember every fact in the universe are not the smartest people in the universe. the smartest people in the universe are people who can have the same facts and point of view as everyone else and not allow others conclusions to prejudice their own. people like edison, franklin, bell, fulton, and yep you guessed it. Bill Watterson and his proxy, Calvin.

I say…unjustly accused… Kangaroo court! We all know STUPENDOUS MAN.

Who threw the chair?