Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2013

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Thank goodness for the letter R in this one…But, seriously, I think he just wants to get pasta her defenses, so she’ll fork it over…Hope he don’t flip his lid when she tells him to simmer down…OMG, I’m channeling Susan,Susan what are you doing in my head? That’s just…um…oh……

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Hey, it’s not that hard to get a handle on that guy..

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Their other friend just left with a dish.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He spoon feeds her a crock of baloney and she eats it up.Probably wants to get her stewed and then give her some pot, too…then her goose would really be cooked.

    BTW… did Dan come up with this sterling idea….if so, why is he making a shameless plug for his Rival?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Varnes…. you’re learning to dish it out.

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    I think he’s waring on her. I doubt that he’ll be a rival for her affections.

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    no1scouse  almost 12 years ago

    Maybe he just wants to spoon.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 12 years ago

    Rumor has it the “DAN” signature might be replaced by a new “DAN THOMPSON” signature as of next week.

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 12 years ago

    Davey, Davey Crockpot, king of the wild kitchen………..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Wow, everybody is in rare form in this medium today…..well done!

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    They should stir things up—just leave and let him stew.

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    7500edg  almost 12 years ago

    What a crock*POT*!(sorry if I ruined the joke)

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