The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Oh, a million years or so…

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    Bilan  almost 12 years ago

    But at least a little varnish will help you.

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    Michael McGinnis Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    What would help him overcome his fear? Fire wood.

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    “And I feel like pulp.”

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Termites bug him, too.

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    PICTO  almost 12 years ago

    It’s the dead wood his wife doesn’t like.

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    J Short  almost 12 years ago

    What a wal-nut case.

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    jreckard  almost 12 years ago

    These are pithy comments.

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    phillip_carr  almost 12 years ago

    when he wakes in the morning his wood will be hard.

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    finale  almost 12 years ago

    That’s not acne; I was attacked by a Woodpecker at an early age.

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    jmcx4  almost 12 years ago

    Prescribe creosote.

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    laxxcoach  almost 12 years ago

    But Dr. you never listen to me.

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    Vet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He also has dry rot.

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    WifesWrath  almost 12 years ago

    He’s just pine-ing for the good old days.

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   almost 12 years ago

    Lying b*stard….. Now if he was Norwegian Wood, he would be “pining for the fjords”

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    Anandgyan  almost 12 years ago

    He sure doesn’t consult for erectile dysfunction, eh bloodbolt?

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    he’s all bark and no bite

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Boy, what a bunch of sappy comments! ;-)

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    Buggerlugs  almost 12 years ago

    He would make good kindling.

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    naturally_easy  almost 12 years ago

    What about dry rot?

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