Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 02, 2013

God, I hope so ! Started the year with my hot water heater busting and flooding my garage ! 2013 isn’t looking any better than 2012 !

Re: MASHED POTATO KAYAKERIt’s going to take more than parsley !

Sorry, Ducky, not yet.

Yes. It ended in 2014, billions of years ago. This is just a dream and cannot harm you.

Gee – nobody’s gibbering about disasters in ’13 yet. Wait for it. All those who were disappointed in the failure of the “Misinterpreting the Mayan Calendar” apocalypse will need a new disaster to wear tinfoil hats for.

As a matter of fact, it is. To be precise, it is two lines over “yet.”

Another trip around the sun.Has the fat lady sung yet?Are we there yet Toto?THE END IS NEAR.

Wonderful combinations of dark/light design and subject matter in the Oldaker and Leg.

Leftover White Castles for lunch; Sausage and Saeurkrat for dinner……a clean “slate” to start 2013.

re blog: We had one of those Emerson Radio/TV’s… as best as I can recall, it used a ton. maybe twelve D-sized batterys which lasted half an hour.. in those days the batterys were poorly made, we didn’t change them for a while so our TV died of battery decomposition….

@Teresa: Looks like the description for Lichtenberg figures was some how duplicated. Looks like the description for Lichtenberg figures was somehow duplicated. 

The chair’s empty so he can get up on it and give her a smooch.

The Dees: Wow, to think Katherine Ross was triplets! And it seems the Dees were trying to make that letter with their hair.

It’s early in the year, folks. I’ll try to improve.

I’ll get you for this.

That’s just wrong on so many levels.

First, boobs? Seriously?

Second, that sit-on-top rec boat is to whitewater what an 8 count crayon box starter set is to cartoonery. I’m a Grand Canyon qualified oar daddy (and I have hat, bumper stickers and specially designed beer coozie to prove it).

Third, I’ve never even heard of the Gravy Falls on the Potato River. Is that in Idaho?

Fourth, where’s my PFD???!!! If I tangle with that sprig of parsley and get knocked out of the boat do you really want my obit to read that I drowned in a gravy-related accident? (I don’t even like parsley (although I do know the difference between it and pussy (speaking of which why didn’t you just put a Maine Coon in the boat with me too?)))

I suddenly have a desire for roasted duck with a blueberry glaze, served with wild rice pancakes. Yes, I’d say that your year is about over.

Linguist, of course. Sage, rosemary and thyme are also needed.

eat a banana with your coffee every morning.

Sigh – no…

At first glance, i thought the duck was an ophthalmologist…

Blog: Good dog! Actually, he’s trained to do that – here’s some video proof: 

Apparently the story about the two year old organ-donor is genuine:

http://tinyurl.com/atuyfn7

“BEIJING, June 19, 2012 Feng Lei, gives her daughter Feng Junxi a final kiss at a hospital in Beijing, capital of China, June 9, 2012. A couple from Chifeng in north China’s Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region decided to donate their daughter Feng Junxi’s body organs after her death. Numerous people expressed their respect on line recently. zmj) (Credit Image: © Yue Yuewei/Xinhua/ZUMAPRESS.com)”