Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 02, 2013

I wonder if she’ll someday be a member of the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers. IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

So will new strips be posted at noon from now on?

That’s the conversation I would have had with my bike if my bike could talk….or if had I been crazy and talked to inanimate objects.

Who needs a horse when you’ve got a unicorn?

I’d love a joy ride on a unicorn today.

Every kid knows saying, “Vroom vroom!” makes a car go faster! It works with unicorns too!!

Phoebe has a great grin.

Heck, I’m 53 and I’d still EeeeEEEEeeEEEE!

Just don’t step on your scarf…

Galloping down a steep hill is not something you could safely do on a horse, if it were to slip and fall the result could prove fatal to both horse and rider. A unicorn, being perfect and protected by magic need not have such worries.

I’d EEEEEE!!! too if I was riding a unicorn when I was 8.

I’m sure Marigold would keep me safe.

Hee hee hee!

Heck! Just knowing a unicorn would make me go eeeeeeeee! Riding one down a hill… Well that’s a whole new range of sounds ;)

She is SO lucky! I’m 14, 6 feet tall, 180 lbs, and I might have a hard time holding onto her. That’s just me in real life: my Sonic-sona, Firetron the Hedgehog, is 75 lbs, and 3ft tall. I use him for RPs a lot. I wish I can RP whilst Marigold and me doing this.

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“bizzaro, i love you”* —bizzaro captain murphy

*regular quotes