Cornered by Mike Baldwin for February 28, 2013

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    “I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” – Steven Wright

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    emptc12  almost 12 years ago

    I get no respect. Instead of a full sentence, I got a only sentence fragment and was marked wrong for it. I got a virus instead of a cell. And you’re supposed to be my cellmate, and you won’t mate with me. If I plan a breakout, it would just end up acne.

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    jack fairbanks  almost 12 years ago

    boot camp for future heros of the revolution.

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