Lost Sheep by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2013

Don’t bother looking for work as a shepherd or chicken coop manager. Apparently no one’s hiring.

If Godiva do, I want the job.

You’d probably eat into their profits too much.

Sounds like a plan to me, George.

If they do, let us know. I’ll get my resume right out to them.

That is why retirement suits me so well.