FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 25, 2013
Transcript:
Roger: Can you keep a secret? Jason: Maybe. Roger: I broke down and bought the new Dynaduff Putter with Quadball alignment. This baby's going to revolutionize my golf game. Just don't tell your mother. It cost me $160. Jason: Ahem Paige: Ahem Roger: Just don't tell your mother. It cost me $165.
The#1BoiseStateFan over 11 years ago
Roger: tell the REAL price!
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
If Peter follows his siblings’ example, then all Roger has left to turn to is Jason’s iguana Quincy.
Destiny23 over 11 years ago
I don’t know how Jason turned out so smart, when his father is so STUPID!!!
Poollady over 11 years ago
Jason only extorted $5??, you’d think he’d want at least $10!
Chris Kenworthy over 11 years ago
He’s far too weak willed. Who gives up a secret like that on a ‘maybe’? ;)
scyphi26 over 11 years ago
Why’s he telling them all anyway? If he really wants to keep it secret, telling everybody (even if you do make them swear to secrecy) certainly isn’t going to do it. I mean, I get he wants to brag, but…consider the people he’s bragging to.
Doctor11 over 11 years ago
Roger Fox is a lost cause.
fixer1967 over 11 years ago
$160 then $165. Do I hear $170?