It’s the date the MILK might expire, Calvin. You wouldn’t necessarily expire from drinking it, but it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience, that’s for sure!
Leave a carton in the fridge for a few months, and you will find lots of stuff growing in it—that’s why, Especially if the container gets shoved into the back, and you forget about it.
Yup…whenever someone thinks a food has spoiled, it’s “Taste this for me.” Not a second opinion; they don’t want to risk getting sick, but they don’t mind risking you do.
Actually, the only products that are REQUIRED to have expiration dates are baby food and formula. Sell by dates are when the store has to take a product off its shelves – the products are usually still good for a few more days, if refrigerated, or longer, if frozen. (It’s meant to protect them from selling perishables that have spoiled.) Use by, best by, best if used by, best before denote when the product is at its best – it may gradually decline in quality over the course of the next few months or years even. (E.g., Tabasco sauce doesn’t go bad per se, it just turns brown and looks nasty.) It does not become immediately inedible. As long as it looks and smells OK, it can be used. This sort of confusion is one of the reason Americans throw away so much food unnecessarily.
I have a problem with every thing in the grocery store is dated,good but my 6 cans of beer does not have a best before date.So I play it safe and do not keep any over night.Leading to over drinking?
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
It’s the date the MILK might expire, Calvin. You wouldn’t necessarily expire from drinking it, but it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience, that’s for sure!
margueritem over 11 years ago
Calvin, your Mom will protect you from such a fate, although I’m sure that there are some days that she’d like to turn her back on the whole thing.
rentier over 11 years ago
I wouldn’t like to know the day I might expire, too!
Wiseguy411 over 11 years ago
Milk on Sugar Frosted Coco Bombs ?The good balances the bad ?
scrabblefiend over 11 years ago
Leave a carton in the fridge for a few months, and you will find lots of stuff growing in it—that’s why, Especially if the container gets shoved into the back, and you forget about it.
orinoco womble over 11 years ago
Yup…whenever someone thinks a food has spoiled, it’s “Taste this for me.” Not a second opinion; they don’t want to risk getting sick, but they don’t mind risking you do.
Hobbes Premium Member over 11 years ago
Maybe that expiration date only applies to kids who are spoiled.
Hobbes Premium Member over 11 years ago
Click here: B.C. (October 12, 2005)Click here: FoxTrot (October 25, 2000)Click here: Pearls Before Swine (May 2, 2011)In the following two strips, I believe Charles Schulz accidentally repeated himself.Click here: Peanuts (August 17, 1962)Click here: Peanuts (March 1, 1966)
thirdguy over 11 years ago
I would never leave a kid in the back of the fridge! :-)
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
how about buying that soy milk?
dorotheac928 over 11 years ago
Actually, the only products that are REQUIRED to have expiration dates are baby food and formula. Sell by dates are when the store has to take a product off its shelves – the products are usually still good for a few more days, if refrigerated, or longer, if frozen. (It’s meant to protect them from selling perishables that have spoiled.) Use by, best by, best if used by, best before denote when the product is at its best – it may gradually decline in quality over the course of the next few months or years even. (E.g., Tabasco sauce doesn’t go bad per se, it just turns brown and looks nasty.) It does not become immediately inedible. As long as it looks and smells OK, it can be used. This sort of confusion is one of the reason Americans throw away so much food unnecessarily.
http://www.stilltasty.com/articles/view/5
neatslob Premium Member over 11 years ago
“When yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?” – Gallagher
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
This reminds me of the old Life cereal commercial: I’m not going to try it, you try it.
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Line from a classic Little Rascals (Our Gang) short: “Don’t drink the milk … it’s spoiled!”
Poollady over 11 years ago
Agree, Calvin, I don’t wanna know the date I’m gonna expire either!
Karaboo2 over 11 years ago
Better to be safe than sour.
Phapada over 11 years ago
agree with Cal……..
Earnestly Frank over 11 years ago
Everything should be fine unless your birth certificate has an expiry date…
The Life I Draw Upon over 11 years ago
I think I will stay with the frozen vacuumed packed freeze dried dehydrated wheat for my expiration date.
Number Three over 11 years ago
Calvin should have poured a little out for Hobbes in his bowl and let Hobbes taste it.
I can just imagine the screwed up face Hobbes would make if the milk was spoiled.
LOL xxx
ratlum over 11 years ago
I have a problem with every thing in the grocery store is dated,good but my 6 cans of beer does not have a best before date.So I play it safe and do not keep any over night.Leading to over drinking?
Gretchen's Mom over 11 years ago
“Flag The Troll” . . . one of my LEAST favorite games to play whenever I’m online!!!!! :-(
GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago
And everyone.
rentier over 11 years ago
Better not!!!
khpage over 11 years ago
Didn’t look like Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs in that cereal bowl – maybe they’re out of them – time for a quick dash to the store, Calvin….
matalupe about 11 years ago
No Calvin, You don’t expire; the Milk does!