Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 06, 2013

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Give it a good sniff, the nose knows.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    “If it looks good, eat it.” – Andrew Zimmern

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    Not just delicious, it will clean the teeth right out of your mouth.

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    Woody157  almost 12 years ago

    I lost interest at, “My analysis . . .”.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    Can you fleas make the bubble smaller?

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    knarfus  almost 12 years ago

    Are these the same dog scientists who diligently worked on the doorknob principle, knowing that it would change canine life forever? (apologies to Mr Larson)

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    As Satchel of PBS once said, a lot of things are edible that aren’t actually food.Anything that comes in a plastic package with more than three colours and big letters on the front is suspect.For example, locally-made cheese curls glow ever so slightly in the dark…o.O

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    blunebottle  almost 12 years ago

    Food, Food, Food(From Popeye, the movie)

    Everything is food, food, foodEverything is food to goEverything is food for thoughtEverything you knead is dough

    It is foodEverything is food

    Everything is meat, meat, meatCareful what you put on your feetOnce it lived on an animalNow it walks along with youIt could be foodFood, food, food

    It is foodEverything is food

    Everything is upside down nowEverything is sunny side upIt’s ubiquitousEnigmatic andThey can’t trick usWith no hot dogmatic

    It is food, food, foodAnd it’s full of flavorFood, food, foodIt’s so good to savor

    Everything is food, food, foodEverything is upside downEverything is sunny side upIt’s ubiquitousEnigmatic andThey can’t trick usWith no hot dogmatic

    It’s food, food, foodMake no mistake about itFood, food, food

    Never ever doubt itFood, food, foodEverything is food

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    blunebottle  almost 12 years ago

    @nighthawks:

    Food, Food, FoodEverything is food, food, foodEverything is food to goEverything is food for thoughtEverything you knead is dough It is foodEverything is food Everything is meat, meat, meatCareful what you put on your feetOnce it lived on an animalNow it walks along with youIt could be foodFood, food, food It is foodEverything is food Everything is upside down nowEverything is sunny side upIt’s ubiquitousEnigmatic andThey can’t trick usWith no hot dogmatic It is food, food, foodAnd it’s full of flavorFood, food, foodIt’s so good to savor Everything is food, food, foodEverything is upside downEverything is sunny side upIt’s ubiquitousEnigmatic andThey can’t trick usWith no hot dogmatic It’s food, food, foodMake no mistake about itFood, food, food Never ever doubt itFood, food, foodEverything is food

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    Seeker149 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Just wait till they examine a coprolite.

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    fishbulb239  almost 12 years ago

    I’m a dog trainer, and was working with a puppy and his person yesterday. We brought the puppy outside to pee, and it was sniffing around in a planter for a bit. I took hold of the puppy’s leash in order to demonstrate the “heel” position. The puppy coughed, and something fell out of its mouth and onto the sidewalk. I looked down to see what it was, and it was a dime. If the owner walks that dog in the right areas for long enough, he could pay for his own dog food!

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