Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for March 31, 1994

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Cathy: Alex's friends are staring at me. They're staring because I'm old. Staring at my old face... staring at my old clothes... They can't believe Alex is dating someone so old... Wait a minute. They're not staring. They're not even looking! They're obsessed with themselves! They're so immature! They're only thinking of themselves! What about me?? What about me, the focal point of the universe??! Alex's friends are staring at me...