Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for July 22, 1995
Transcript:
Alex: If seeing me at the gym is too much like a date, maybe we should have lunch sometime, Cathy. Cathy: Lunch is too much like a date, Alex. Alex: How about breakfast? Cathy: Breakfast is too much like a date. Alex: Coffee? Cathy: Coffee is too much like a date. Alex: I'll just stop over and say hi sometime. Cathy: Stopping over is too much like a date. There can be no food, no beverage, no entertainment and no potentially flirtatiously ambivalent encounters of any kind! The world is never so ripe with romantic possibility as when you're trying to not go out with someone.