Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for October 14, 1995
Transcript:
Saleswoman: This year, the small shoe is big! Cathy: The small shoe is big? Saleswoman: The small shoe is big! The small belt is big! The small bag is big! The small hip is big! The small shoulder is big! The small waist is big! The small thigh is big! Everything that's small is big except chests and hair! Big chest are still big, and big hair is huge!! Cathy: As usual, my two qualifing features have been eliminated from the running.