Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for September 26, 1998

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Cathy from phone: Mom! Irving showed up at the restaurant where I'm having dinner with Bradley! What should I do?? Mom: Soak stains in lemon juice and lay them in the sun! Fold clothes while they're still warm to reduce ironing time! Eat fruit in the morning! Clean the tub each time you use it! Do a good deed every day, and when all else fails, try vinegar! Cathy from phone: Um...ok, mom. Thanks. Mom: Another mother, prepared for her doctoral thesis, somehow manages to flunk the pop quiz.