Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 16, 2013
Transcript:
BURGER BUNKER Caulfield: If they can manufacture chemicals that make a bleached-out bunker burger taste like meat again... Why can't they make an air freshener that smells like baking bread? Frazz: People would be snorting it straight up their noses. Caulfield: Oh, so it's a sinus infection prevention measure.
KasparV almost 12 years ago
The mice have a strong union.
magicwalnut almost 12 years ago
Personally, I can’t bear air fresh enters that smell like food. They make me hungry. Probably what’s responsible for the obesity epidemic….
puddleglum1066 almost 12 years ago
Actually, there is research indicating that having a few yeast among your sinus microbiome REDUCES the chance of sinusitis. Not bread yeast, though… according to the research, the yeast used in making sake (Japanese rice wine) are beneficial.
EdFenster Premium Member almost 12 years ago
The smell of baking bread comes from the ethanol. They do sell it in bottles, but not to minors.
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49 “Can you imagine the kind of work it would take to strip the meat of all those mice?”
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You literally had me laughing out loud there. I often boil chicken or turkey carcasses for soup stock, but MICE??? I mean, would you have to skin and gut them first?!
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
I suppose that if you’re going to make cat food, as Nab suggested, you wouldn’t have to gut them. Just boil e’m up and put ’em through a meat grinder.
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Does anybody remember a woman who used to to segments for NPR on using earthworms for food? She was from Missoula, Montana. Back in the 70s. I can almost think of her name.
>>>> We now return to our regular programming….
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
Got it…her sign-off was always a kind of loopy-sounding “This is Kim Williams from Missoula, Montana.”
krisl73 almost 12 years ago
When I was a kid, our cats would leave what appeared to be just the skin of a mole and paws and nose left. Sometimes they’d leave a big pile of feathers and maybe a beak.
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
@Night-Gaunt49 “But they don’t can well.”
Ah. Yes, that would be a problem. But then, that lets us off the hook where all that picking of meat from bones is concerned. Good, ’cause we have better things to do.
annieb1012 almost 12 years ago
Such as read comics at all hours! ’Night, all.